Port

[premiere]

I got a job in Tesco's working on wines & spirits
but got the sack after 1 day...

An {illegal immigrant} came up to me and asked for a nice Port
and I said DOVER now feck off!

[sasguru]

I got a job in Tesco's working on wines & spirits
but got the sack after 1 day...

An {illegal immigrant} came up to me and asked for a nice Port
and I said DOVER now feck off!

Sad w anker.

[premiere]

Sorry you didn't enjoy the joke

[Fungus]

Sorry you didn't enjoy the joke

I think he was introducing himself to you. We're friendly here.

[Jabberwocky]

Don't you worry what the other horrid folk say - Mr Jabber will be your friend.

Oh how I want to hold you so very, very close and gently squeeze your warm little body. Then I want to stroke you, very, very softly, I do. Very, very softly, very, very gently.

Hush now and relax, you are amongst the fluffy, puffy clouds where the angels sing.

[Fungus]

Don't you worry what the other horrid folk say - Mr Jabber will be your friend.

Oh how I want to hold you so very, very close and gently squeeze your warm little body. Then I want to stroke you, very, very softly, I do. Very, very softly, very, very gently.

Hush now and relax, you are amongst the fluffy, puffy clouds where the angels sing.

Given the choice, I would rather be eaten by Zeitghost ...

[sasguru]

I think he was introducing himself to you. We're friendly here.

Are you calling me a melancholic onanist? Don't know about the melancholic part, anyhow.