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  • sasguru
    replied
    Originally posted by Fungus
    I think he was introducing himself to you. We're friendly here.
    Are you calling me a melancholic onanist? Don't know about the melancholic part, anyhow.

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  • Fungus
    replied
    Originally posted by Jabberwocky
    Don't you worry what the other horrid folk say - Mr Jabber will be your friend.

    Oh how I want to hold you so very, very close and gently squeeze your warm little body. Then I want to stroke you, very, very softly, I do. Very, very softly, very, very gently.

    Hush now and relax, you are amongst the fluffy, puffy clouds where the angels sing.
    Given the choice, I would rather be eaten by Zeitghost ...

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  • Jabberwocky
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    Don't you worry what the other horrid folk say - Mr Jabber will be your friend.

    Oh how I want to hold you so very, very close and gently squeeze your warm little body. Then I want to stroke you, very, very softly, I do. Very, very softly, very, very gently.

    Hush now and relax, you are amongst the fluffy, puffy clouds where the angels sing.

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  • Fungus
    replied
    Originally posted by premiere
    Sorry you didn't enjoy the joke
    I think he was introducing himself to you. We're friendly here.

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  • premiere
    replied
    Sorry you didn't enjoy the joke

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  • sasguru
    replied
    Originally posted by premiere
    I got a job in Tesco's working on wines & spirits
    but got the sack after 1 day...

    An {illegal immigrant} came up to me and asked for a nice Port
    and I said DOVER now feck off!
    Sad w anker.

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  • premiere
    started a topic Port

    Port

    I got a job in Tesco's working on wines & spirits
    but got the sack after 1 day...

    An {illegal immigrant} came up to me and asked for a nice Port
    and I said DOVER now feck off!
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