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    Port

    I got a job in Tesco's working on wines & spirits
    but got the sack after 1 day...

    An {illegal immigrant} came up to me and asked for a nice Port
    and I said DOVER now feck off!

    #2
    Originally posted by premiere
    I got a job in Tesco's working on wines & spirits
    but got the sack after 1 day...

    An {illegal immigrant} came up to me and asked for a nice Port
    and I said DOVER now feck off!
    Sad w anker.
    Hard Brexit now!
    #prayfornodeal

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      #3
      Sorry you didn't enjoy the joke

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        #4
        Originally posted by premiere
        Sorry you didn't enjoy the joke
        I think he was introducing himself to you. We're friendly here.

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          #5
          Don't you worry what the other horrid folk say - Mr Jabber will be your friend.

          Oh how I want to hold you so very, very close and gently squeeze your warm little body. Then I want to stroke you, very, very softly, I do. Very, very softly, very, very gently.

          Hush now and relax, you are amongst the fluffy, puffy clouds where the angels sing.

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            #6
            Originally posted by Jabberwocky
            Don't you worry what the other horrid folk say - Mr Jabber will be your friend.

            Oh how I want to hold you so very, very close and gently squeeze your warm little body. Then I want to stroke you, very, very softly, I do. Very, very softly, very, very gently.

            Hush now and relax, you are amongst the fluffy, puffy clouds where the angels sing.
            Given the choice, I would rather be eaten by Zeitghost ...

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              #7
              Originally posted by Fungus
              I think he was introducing himself to you. We're friendly here.
              Are you calling me a melancholic onanist? Don't know about the melancholic part, anyhow.
              Hard Brexit now!
              #prayfornodeal

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