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sasguru replied

15 February 2006, 10:06
Originally posted by Fungus

I think he was introducing himself to you. We're friendly here.

Are you calling me a melancholic onanist? Don't know about the melancholic part, anyhow.
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Fungus replied

15 February 2006, 10:04
Originally posted by Jabberwocky

Don't you worry what the other horrid folk say - Mr Jabber will be your friend.

Oh how I want to hold you so very, very close and gently squeeze your warm little body. Then I want to stroke you, very, very softly, I do. Very, very softly, very, very gently.

Hush now and relax, you are amongst the fluffy, puffy clouds where the angels sing.

Given the choice, I would rather be eaten by Zeitghost ...
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Jabberwocky replied

14 February 2006, 22:57
Don't you worry what the other horrid folk say - Mr Jabber will be your friend.

Oh how I want to hold you so very, very close and gently squeeze your warm little body. Then I want to stroke you, very, very softly, I do. Very, very softly, very, very gently.

Hush now and relax, you are amongst the fluffy, puffy clouds where the angels sing.
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Fungus replied

14 February 2006, 19:59
Originally posted by premiere

Sorry you didn't enjoy the joke

I think he was introducing himself to you. We're friendly here.
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premiere replied

14 February 2006, 18:58
Sorry you didn't enjoy the joke
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sasguru replied

14 February 2006, 18:55
Originally posted by premiere

I got a job in Tesco's working on wines & spirits
but got the sack after 1 day...

An {illegal immigrant} came up to me and asked for a nice Port
and I said DOVER now feck off!

Sad w anker.
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premiere started a topic Port

14 February 2006, 18:42
Port

I got a job in Tesco's working on wines & spirits
but got the sack after 1 day...

An {illegal immigrant} came up to me and asked for a nice Port
and I said DOVER now feck off!
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