The Ashes

[Ruprect]

You can make all these "oh, it keeps the test alive" quotes for as long as you want.

England got totally butchered there. Filleted, sliced, diced. In every department England were outclassed.

Just like Australia were in the Adelaide test.

[Ruprect]

I was not actually aware that the Australians were a tribe.

Must hurt having to invent a tribe when you get your arse licked at the sport you invented.

England got humped today from a team from the tribe of convicts. Total whitewash. Humiliation. Put that in a South African's pipe and smoke it.

Just like Australia were in Adelaide. Only difference is we're not/weren't crowing about it. This is my last contribution to this thread until the end of the Sydney test

[minestrone]

So good you had to post it twice.

"oh I'm not posting again till England win again"

Away and stick yer Dolly Parton CD on the stereo. Nances the lot of you, cannot hack it when times get tough.

[RichardCranium]

Away and stick yer Dolly Parton CD on the stereo. Nances the lot of you, cannot hack it when times get tough.

I think you meant Barbara Streisand and Nancies.

HTH

[minestrone]

Just like Australia were in Adelaide. Only difference is we're not/weren't crowing about it. This is my last contribution to this thread until the end of the Sydney test

It is hilarious how bad the English are at losing. You got humped royal by a superior team at a sport you invented. Despite having to import foreign players you are getting mashed.

I do not know what is more funny, seeing England getting trashed at the wicket or seeing the fans on the internet with pathetic posturing...

<eltonJohn>no I'm not posting again, everyone listen to me, no I'm not posting again, did you hear? did you? I'm not, no listen, I'm not, no listen, listen, listen, posting again on the cricket thread</eltonJohn>

Fantastic.

Anyone else going to have a cricket flounce?

[MarillionFan]

It is hilarious how bad the English are at losing. You got humped royal by a superior team at a sport you invented. Despite having to import foreign players you are getting mashed.

I do not know what is more funny, seeing England getting trashed at the wicket or seeing the fans on the internet with pathetic posturing...

<eltonJohn>no I'm not posting again, everyone listen to me, no I'm not posting again, did you hear? did you? I'm not, no listen, I'm not, no listen, listen, listen, posting again on the cricket thread</eltonJohn>

Fantastic.

Anyone else going to have a cricket flounce?

WTF are you talking about? Yorkshire born players like Trott & Pieterson are the backbone of the England team. Get your facts straight!

[minestrone]

Don't know if anyone has seen this photo...

[minestrone]

Somewhere, an English contractor's dog has been kicked.

[Flashman]

Somewhere, an English contractor's dog has been kicked.

Why all the hate about a game?

[Moscow Mule]

Minestrone, you are such a cock.

Larging it as soon as the Aussies finally remember how to bowl and bat in one match, and silent when England put them under the cosh in Adelaide, by an innings and 71 runs. That is a mauling, not an 80 run lead in a first innings.

More interesting is that the team performance has probably saved Ponting's job for another match at least. It's a real shame to see such a great player under such obviously mental stress.

Also, what happened to your 3-0 prediction? Did you get your money back on that bet?