The Ashes

[Alf W]

One of the comments on Shane Warne's website today.

Dear Mr Shane,

After watching the English very much stick it up the Australians, we in India are very very much pleased to see you are now sticking it up the English.

Jeetu Patel

[Lockhouse]

One of the comments on Shane Warne's website today.

Nicked that for my FB page.

[fckvwls]

That twit Warney has found some quality looking twat via twitter. How disappointing Liz, am gutted.

[MarillionFan]

There are five.

If the sides are level after the last one, they have a brawl to decide who takes the Ashes.

Maybe we can ask Suityou to join in. He can ask Ponting outside after putting 50p on the pool table.

[shaunbhoy]

Maybe we can ask Suityou to join in. He can ask Ponting outside after putting 50p on the pool table.

Ponting would need to attend etiquette lessons to upgrade to a pikey though.

[Doggy Styles]

So how's it going to go in Perth then?

Has any test team ever played two 6 feet seven inch fast bowlers together before? I'd rather have Broad fit though, this match was supposed to be his turn to get in the wickets.

[Gonzo]

Looking good so far.

[doodab]

So how's it going to go in Perth then?

Has any test team ever played two 6 feet seven inch fast bowlers together before? I'd rather have Broad fit though, this match was supposed to be his turn to get in the wickets.

Almost. And they were ****ing deadly.

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[FiveTimes]

243-9 .

Lets skittle them out for 250 and have a quick dash for an hour

[FiveTimes]

268 all out.