Have we ever had a thread on U Bends ?
Well I have this U Bend theory. When the Victorians invented in-house sanitation, they were physically smaller people, ate a lot less and probably did dainty little Victorian poos.
The U bend was designed to fit the bill, if you get my drift.
Nowadays, we live in a much more affluent society and, as I discovered yesterday morning, the U Bends in Client Co are waay too Victorian. When I realised that flushing had not done the trick, I had to go out into the carpark and look for a stick. Now this is at 7:30 in the morning, windy and cold, dark, and Im out there scouring the ground for a suitable bit of wood.
It would have to long and sturdy.
So I found a stick, went back in and poked the offending monster into bits, then flushed him away. I went outside to dispose of the thing and I felt a VERY cold draught around me nuts.
I suppose if there was anybody watching, they would have thought 'thats strange, theres a bloke over there walking around with a sh1tty stick with his flyhole open. in the dark'
Well I have this U Bend theory. When the Victorians invented in-house sanitation, they were physically smaller people, ate a lot less and probably did dainty little Victorian poos.
The U bend was designed to fit the bill, if you get my drift.
Nowadays, we live in a much more affluent society and, as I discovered yesterday morning, the U Bends in Client Co are waay too Victorian. When I realised that flushing had not done the trick, I had to go out into the carpark and look for a stick. Now this is at 7:30 in the morning, windy and cold, dark, and Im out there scouring the ground for a suitable bit of wood.
It would have to long and sturdy.
So I found a stick, went back in and poked the offending monster into bits, then flushed him away. I went outside to dispose of the thing and I felt a VERY cold draught around me nuts.
I suppose if there was anybody watching, they would have thought 'thats strange, theres a bloke over there walking around with a sh1tty stick with his flyhole open. in the dark'
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