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Previously on "U Bends"

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    sorry , I didnt know you spoke French


    lait-dispensuer tete



    Two lumps please.

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  • EternalOptimist
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?
    sorry , I didnt know you spoke French


    lait-dispensuer tete



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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    talking on the subject of rivetting, that reminds of the time, when was it, oh...blah blah, must have been ten , no twenty blah blah bla



    get used to it, merde bouche


    Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?

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  • d000hg
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    I shall commence girding before the onslaught proper.

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  • EternalOptimist
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    Rivetting isn't it. I cannot wait....
    talking on the subject of rivetting, that reminds of the time, when was it, oh...blah blah, must have been ten , no twenty blah blah bla



    get used to it, merde bouche


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  • Troll
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    Some very interesting internet threads around u-bends, siphoning and exposing the soil stack...if you're that way inclined

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by d000hg View Post
    So this is a taster for EO on the bench?
    Rivetting isn't it. I cannot wait....

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  • d000hg
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    So this is a taster for what to expect in post content with EO on the bench? Are you going to end up like HAB?

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  • EternalOptimist
    started a topic U Bends

    U Bends

    Have we ever had a thread on U Bends ?

    Well I have this U Bend theory. When the Victorians invented in-house sanitation, they were physically smaller people, ate a lot less and probably did dainty little Victorian poos.

    The U bend was designed to fit the bill, if you get my drift.

    Nowadays, we live in a much more affluent society and, as I discovered yesterday morning, the U Bends in Client Co are waay too Victorian. When I realised that flushing had not done the trick, I had to go out into the carpark and look for a stick. Now this is at 7:30 in the morning, windy and cold, dark, and Im out there scouring the ground for a suitable bit of wood.
    It would have to long and sturdy.

    So I found a stick, went back in and poked the offending monster into bits, then flushed him away. I went outside to dispose of the thing and I felt a VERY cold draught around me nuts.

    I suppose if there was anybody watching, they would have thought 'thats strange, theres a bloke over there walking around with a sh1tty stick with his flyhole open. in the dark'




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