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Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostDo you kiss your mother with that mouth?
lait-dispensuer tete
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Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Posttalking on the subject of rivetting, that reminds of the time, when was it, oh...blah blah, must have been ten , no twenty blah blah bla
get used to it, merde bouche
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Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostRivetting isn't it. I cannot wait....
get used to it, merde bouche
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Some very interesting internet threads around u-bends, siphoning and exposing the soil stack...if you're that way inclined
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Originally posted by d000hg View PostSo this is a taster for EO on the bench?
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So this is a taster for what to expect in post content with EO on the bench? Are you going to end up like HAB?
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U Bends
Have we ever had a thread on U Bends ?
Well I have this U Bend theory. When the Victorians invented in-house sanitation, they were physically smaller people, ate a lot less and probably did dainty little Victorian poos.
The U bend was designed to fit the bill, if you get my drift.
Nowadays, we live in a much more affluent society and, as I discovered yesterday morning, the U Bends in Client Co are waay too Victorian. When I realised that flushing had not done the trick, I had to go out into the carpark and look for a stick. Now this is at 7:30 in the morning, windy and cold, dark, and Im out there scouring the ground for a suitable bit of wood.
It would have to long and sturdy.
So I found a stick, went back in and poked the offending monster into bits, then flushed him away. I went outside to dispose of the thing and I felt a VERY cold draught around me nuts.
I suppose if there was anybody watching, they would have thought 'thats strange, theres a bloke over there walking around with a sh1tty stick with his flyhole open. in the dark'
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