Neighbours golden retriever

[Pogle]

Renta-poop and Skulldoggery

Sounds like a children's TV programme.

Or some dodgy sexual practice!

Who's going to look on Urban Dictionary then

[RichardCranium]

So we've had suggestions to tulip on his lawn, throw the tulip at his house, start a tulipty fire on his door step and yet the thread gets a "richard going too far" tag?

I was just about to post a video of a Gold Retriever giving some old lady a good seeing to - much to her surprise - and now I think I won't. So there.

[RichardCranium]

a video of a Gold Retriever giving some old lady a good seeing to - much to her surprise - and now I think I won't. So there.

OK, so I'm weak-willed.

YouTube - cane NSFW. Never played it with the sound on so I have no idea whether there is laughing, music or what going on in the background.


1st lady in vet: "I'm getting Fido de-wormed. How about you?"
2nd lady in vet: "I was just going from the shower to the bedroom when Rover pushed me over and gave me a seeing to."
1st lady in vet: "Oo-er. Are you having him neutered?"
2nd lady in vet: "No, I'm getting his claws clipped."