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I do wish I had never learned the meaning of that word.My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think. -
The other guy being the creator of all other users except me.Originally posted by NotAllThere View PostNo. Try as hard as I might, I can't think who the "one other guy" might be.Comment
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Why?Originally posted by kandr View PostI had to, but my style is the same.Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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You have heard of he phrase "he is wet", and the phrase "he is a right Norman" ? I simply combined those 2 words in the same sentence.Originally posted by RichardCranium View PostWTF is a "wet norman"?Comment
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Originally posted by Old Greg View PostWith zeity hobbling around Igor-style cackling over the server.
Excellent casting!!! We have plenty of grand dames, lead boys and supporting roles: we almost have the makings of a CUK panto.
My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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Education, young man, is always a fine thing.Originally posted by RichardCranium View PostI do wish I had never learned the meaning of that word.Comment
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Yeah. Why why why why why why why why why???Originally posted by cailin maith View PostWhy?Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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Banned?Originally posted by kandr View PostI wasn't able to post from my old account.Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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FTFYOriginally posted by zeitghostMathter, there ith danger...
*It'th my kneeth. They're not too good today
<---- Dr Frankenstein going out for more 'parts'.
My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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