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Hoodies in the local (bedwetter thread)
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I hear DC has offered the nastier provincial towns to the french for their nuclear testing. Luton is first on the list for extermination."See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."Comment
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Originally posted by Zippy View PostThey are not sockies of each otheOriginally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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Originally posted by d000hg View PostYou're in on it ain't you? I remember you and Suity having a bit of CUK loving a year or so back...What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Not many people can take on a gang of chavs.
Even if you win the battle, you won't win the war. You'll get a tin of paint thrown through your front window when you're watching TV, or something equally nasty.
Having said that, you could have taken this approach:
YouTube - Calm martial arts guy vs Dumb ass chav A.K.A. Les Andrews
(I can't open this link in work, but I hope it's a clip of a chav getting knocked out by a decent citizen who happened to be a martial arts expert.)Comment
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"I hope Celtic realise that, if their team is good enough, they will win. If they're not good enough, they'll not win - and they can't look at anybody else, whether it is referees or any other influence." - Walter Smith
On them! On them! They fail!Comment
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Originally posted by aussielong View Post(I can't open this link in work, but I hope it's a clip of a chav getting knocked out by a decent citizen who happened to be a martial arts expert.)While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'Comment
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Great. A guy shows up one chav. Your average guy has a reasonable chance of doing the same. It's when you're outnumbered that it's more interesting. I would guess 10-1, even an amazing fighter is going down, somehow I don't think the films are accurate where the bad guys all take it in turns.Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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Originally posted by doodab View PostIt's a clip of a guy enduring several minutes of abuse with dignity, calm and what appears to be a complete lack of fear followed by a brief demonstration of martial arts technique and little chavvy tulip running away having had his arse kicked. He was lucky he picked on a decent bloke and not some psycho with the same level of training.
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Originally posted by EternalOptimist View PostIt's a cracking clip, and the yob got what he deserved, but I think telling twenty of these morons, in a pub, that you are lacking in appreciation of their behaviour, might, possibly, be a mistaken approach.
Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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