Hoodies in the local (bedwetter thread)

[RichardCranium]

What does an Essex girl use for protection?
A bus shelter.


How does an Essex girl turn the light on after sex?
She opens the car door.


etc.

[Platypus]

etc.

Let's just save some time here:
The Ultimate Essex Girl Joke List

[kandr]

Let's just save some time here:
The Ultimate Essex Girl Joke List

Aww everyone thought we were destined for comedy tours.

[d000hg]

He's posh, had a proper education, has a sensible grown-up attitude to life and has a stable home environment.

That does not describe me.

He also brews from scratch whereas I brew from kits.

See? Totally different people.

Well it would be dull to have a sockpuppet who was exactly the same as you wouldn't it? You both write in a similar style, always seem to support each other, and are the only people I've seen using the Friends feature, which has to be the most pointless idea on an internet forum.

You've been rumbled

I always thought it would be interesting to let loose some language analysing tool on CUK, such as used to detect plagiarism and stuff... CUK would be a good research site for any universities working on such things.

[RichardCranium]

Well it would be dull to have a sockpuppet who was exactly the same as you wouldn't it? You both write in a similar style

That's because we both went to decent schools and so have a reasonable level of literacy.

always seem to support each other

We have also had similar experiences in work this past few years, and have similar values.

We are also both soft-skills people, which is unusual for CUKers who are mostly hard bastards.

and are the only people I've seen using the Friends feature

Just because YOU don't have any...

which has to be the most pointless idea on an internet forum.

I wanted to see what it would do. It does bugger all. Yep, pointless.

You've been rumbled

Nope. But if you had been paying any attention when SY01 first appeared on here, it was me that was accusing him of being my sockpuppet because he and I are disconcertingly similar.

I always thought it would be interesting to let loose some language analysing tool on CUK, such as used to detect plagiarism and stuff...

i think it would really find it hard.....theirs so many fwits on hear as what cant rite proper lol xxx

CUK would be a good research site for any universities working on such things.

That's what CUK is. An artificial intelligence algorithm's output.

[Sysman]

Even worse than that... I used to have a lovely local that had little rooms like your granny's house, and a lovely old couple.

I used to have a local like that. The brewery wrecked it by opening it up into one large room, complete with fake plastic beams.

[al_cam]

Get the manager to install a mosquito.

[d000hg]

But if you had been paying any attention when SY01 first appeared on here, it was me that was accusing him of being my sockpuppet because he and I are disconcertingly similar.

A classic technique, to accuse your SP of being a SP

[Zippy]

Well it would be dull to have a sockpuppet who was exactly the same as you wouldn't it? You both write in a similar style, always seem to support each other, and are the only people I've seen using the Friends feature, which has to be the most pointless idea on an internet forum.

You've been rumbled

I always thought it would be interesting to let loose some language analysing tool on CUK, such as used to detect plagiarism and stuff... CUK would be a good research site for any universities working on such things.

They are not sockies of each other and there are more worthy cases for your analysis.

[MarillionFan]

They are not sockies of each other and there are more worthy cases for your analysis.

No but they are similarly annoying.

I do love the 'soft skills' quote above. I think he meant 'soft lads'.