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Hoodies in the local (bedwetter thread)

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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    No but they are similarly annoying.
    Good.

    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    I do love the 'soft skills' quote above. I think he meant 'soft lads'.
    My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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      I hear DC has offered the nastier provincial towns to the french for their nuclear testing. Luton is first on the list for extermination.
      ‎"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."

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        Originally posted by Zippy View Post
        They are not sockies of each othe
        You're in on it ain't you? I remember you and Suity having a bit of CUK loving a year or so back...
        Originally posted by MaryPoppins
        I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
        Originally posted by vetran
        Urine is quite nourishing

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          Originally posted by d000hg View Post
          You're in on it ain't you? I remember you and Suity having a bit of CUK loving a year or so back...
          Loving. Yes. In the same way that Cynthia would 'love' her clients....
          What happens in General, stays in General.
          You know what they say about assumptions!

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            Not many people can take on a gang of chavs.
            Even if you win the battle, you won't win the war. You'll get a tin of paint thrown through your front window when you're watching TV, or something equally nasty.

            Having said that, you could have taken this approach:

            YouTube - Calm martial arts guy vs Dumb ass chav A.K.A. Les Andrews

            (I can't open this link in work, but I hope it's a clip of a chav getting knocked out by a decent citizen who happened to be a martial arts expert.)

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              Hero who beat up yob on video is revealed as Gulf War veteran with two black belts | The Sun |News
              "I hope Celtic realise that, if their team is good enough, they will win. If they're not good enough, they'll not win - and they can't look at anybody else, whether it is referees or any other influence." - Walter Smith

              On them! On them! They fail!

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                Originally posted by aussielong View Post
                (I can't open this link in work, but I hope it's a clip of a chav getting knocked out by a decent citizen who happened to be a martial arts expert.)
                It's a clip of a guy enduring several minutes of abuse with dignity, calm and what appears to be a complete lack of fear followed by a brief demonstration of martial arts technique and little chavvy tulip running away having had his arse kicked. He was lucky he picked on a decent bloke and not some psycho with the same level of training.
                While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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                  Great. A guy shows up one chav. Your average guy has a reasonable chance of doing the same. It's when you're outnumbered that it's more interesting. I would guess 10-1, even an amazing fighter is going down, somehow I don't think the films are accurate where the bad guys all take it in turns.
                  Originally posted by MaryPoppins
                  I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
                  Originally posted by vetran
                  Urine is quite nourishing

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                    Originally posted by doodab View Post
                    It's a clip of a guy enduring several minutes of abuse with dignity, calm and what appears to be a complete lack of fear followed by a brief demonstration of martial arts technique and little chavvy tulip running away having had his arse kicked. He was lucky he picked on a decent bloke and not some psycho with the same level of training.
                    It's a cracking clip, and the yob got what he deserved, but I think telling twenty of these morons, in a pub, that you are lacking in appreciation of their behaviour, might, possibly, be a mistaken approach.



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                      Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
                      It's a cracking clip, and the yob got what he deserved, but I think telling twenty of these morons, in a pub, that you are lacking in appreciation of their behaviour, might, possibly, be a mistaken approach.



                      I understand what you are saying. I just don't understand what a better approach would have been. And I think it's a sad life if the answer is "keep your head down sonny and say nothing"
                      Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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