Hoodies in the local (bedwetter thread)

[Mich the Tester]

I already think Londoners are more genetically advanced than provincials and by getting rid of the scum this will continue.
Eventually we Londoners will become a race of supermen

[norrahe]

Even good old C&D have split up.

[RichardCranium]

I thought RC and SY were the same person.

He's posh, had a proper education, has a sensible grown-up attitude to life and has a stable home environment.

That does not describe me.

He also brews from scratch whereas I brew from kits.

See? Totally different people.

[MaryPoppins]

has a sensible grown-up attitude to life

Eh? Who?

SY?!

[sasguru]

Cockney s

How ignorant.
Everyone knows the Cockneys were ethnically cleansed to Essex decades ago.

[kandr]

How ignorant.
Everyone knows the Cockneys were ethnically cleansed to Essex decades ago.

Q: What's the difference between an Essex girl and a washing machine?
A: A washing machine doesn't follow you around for weeks after you've dumped your load in it.

[shaunbhoy]

Q: What's the difference between an Essex girl and a washing machine?
A: A washing machine doesn't follow you around for weeks after you've dumped your load in it.

Q. What do Essex girls put behind their ears to attract men?
A. Their ankles!!

[Old Greg]

Q. What do Essex girls put behind their ears to attract men?
A. Their ankles!!

Good job with the additional exclamation mark.

[kandr]

Q. What do Essex girls put behind their ears to attract men?
A. Their ankles!!

I saw clips from a TV show which is about Essex Girls (and guys), soulless, vacant creatures.

[RichardCranium]

Q: What's the difference between an Essex girl and a washing machine?
A: A washing machine doesn't follow you around for weeks after you've dumped your load in it.

Q: What's the difference between an Essex girl and a fridge?
A: A fridge doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.