Hoodies in the local (bedwetter thread)

[milanbenes]

CandA,

oh, yes, good one

have you considered stand up comedy ?

Milan.

[kandr]

CandA,

oh, yes, good one

have you considered stand up comedy ?

Milan.

Yes, but i'm worried I would just get morons coming, with me having to explain every joke.

[milanbenes]

it's like anything, you'd get the hang of it in time

like me and tape changing

Milan.

[Old Greg]

Yes, but i'm worried I would just get morons coming with me having to explain every joke.

If you need morons to explain your jokes, you are probably best not going down that career path.

[Alf W]

'It's Halloween night when said youths are likely to be out and about looking for 'fun' and you not only leave a carved pumpkin unattended outside but you also handily provide a box of bottles?'


yes, SY01, how dare you think you can leave a pumpkin outside on halloween and have your bottles bin on your drive too

oh dear, Alf, that is a crap argument.

I'd say that in the light of him getting his pumpkin stomped (if indeed any of this tale is true) and a bottle chucked at his wife, that it was a fairly good argument.

I SHOULD be able to go the Manchester Derby and sit amongst the United fans in my City top but I'm not about to do anything so stupid.

[shaunbhoy]

Talking of "Citeh". I believe they have just sent Malcolm Allison's family a large electric bill. Apparently, he left the light on in the trophy room...........and nobody has been in there since!!

[kandr]

If you need morons to explain your jokes, you are probably best not going down that career path.

Or having to explain my sentence.

[Old Greg]

Or having to explain my sentence.

Death by stoning for causing emotional distress according to another thread.

[kandr]

Death by stoning for causing emotional distress according to another thread.

I have called the police on you, I felt your joke was personal and it made me feel a bit emotionally annoyed.

[sasguru]

If you want to avoid scum move to London.
With the reduction in housing benefit, we are cleansing pikeys and scrotes out of London.
Its survival of the fittest in action - I already think Londoners are more genetically advanced than provincials and by getting rid of the scum this will continue.
Eventually we Londoners will become a race of supermen