Hoodies in the local (bedwetter thread)

[EternalOptimist]

There's nothing worse than a bunch of d1cks taking over your local, and wrecking everyone elses evening, but losing it and asking them to get their sh1t sorted was pretty suicidal. You were lucky to survive that one

[suityou01]

Ppppffffffffffffffffffffffffffssssssssssssssssssss sssss.


FFS anyone got a mop? He didn't last long before leaving a huge puddle of emotional dross on the floor did he?

FFS

Pop down for a beer. Would love to see them give you a going over

[Old Greg]

There's nothing worse than a bunch of d1cks taking over your local, and wrecking everyone elses evening, but losing it and asking them to get their sh1t sorted was pretty suicidal. You were lucky to survive that one

Even worse than that... I used to have a lovely local that had little rooms like your granny's house, and a lovely old couple. The old couple went and were replaced by a vile racist homophobic couple whose unpleasant family used to hang around the bar insulting the clients. Has now closed donw and reopened under new management with on-site brewery.

[kandr]

There's nothing worse than a bunch of d1cks taking over your local, and wrecking everyone elses evening, but losing it and asking them to get their sh1t sorted was pretty suicidal. You were lucky to survive that one

Yeah there is a fine line between being brave and being a complete moronic deluded idiot.

[MarillionFan]

Yeah there is a fine line between being brave and being a complete moronic deluded idiot.

I find moronic deluded idiot works best.

If SY is good at pool, then just go in, put your money down and when u get some tulip offer to play for money. That normally stops it.

MF in 'once a Sussex County player' mode

[kandr]

I find moronic deluded idiot works best.

If SY is good at pool, then just go in, put your money down and when u get some tulip offer to play for money. That normally stops it.

MF in 'once a Sussex County player' mode

Why not just continue playing darts, why barge in to the pool game, being some hero, which is OK if you can back it up, but he clearly didn't as he is tulip scared to go to the pub now.

[MarillionFan]

Why not just continue playing darts, why barge in to the pool game, being some hero, which is OK if you can back it up, but he clearly didn't as he is tulip scared to go to the pub now.

He's backed down now. They own him.

Everytime he's out he'll cross the road. They're going to ask him to lend them a couple of quid, make rude comments to him, take the piss.

Much better he'd stood his ground. Personally I'd pop back in and next time smack the lad a number of times, real Begsby style. Then to make sure smack the gobby bird.

Lest this way they know who's boss. Probably best not to go back to the pub for a while though.

[kandr]

He's backed down now. They own him.

Everytime he's out he'll cross the road. They're going to ask him to lend them a couple of quid, make rude comments to him, take the piss.

Much better he'd stood his ground. Personally I'd pop back in and next time smack the lad a number of times, real Begsby style. Then to make sure smack the gobby bird.

Lest this way they know who's boss. Probably best not to go back to the pub for a while though.

Yep, you need to be prepared to not back down, if you're going to act the hero, I'm afraid SY made the worst decision, he tired to be the hero then backed down. So he basically advertised himself as a punch-bag.

[suityou01]

Yep, you need to be prepared to not back down, if you're going to act the hero, I'm afraid SY made the worst decision, he tired to be the hero then backed down. So he basically advertised himself as a punch-bag.

Bolx

I vented my frustration, then realised I was outnumbered 20 - 1. Are you suggesting we should all walk with bowed heads for fear of being labelled a punch bag if we speak up?

I have no problem taking a kick-in, and to be fair I would take a few of them out with me. That said, when the cozzers got involved there's lil ol me versus 20 of them when it comes to versions of the story. It would be a whitewash.

By choosing my battles wisely, I have survived this far. like these generally wind up barred so by staying away I can just let the landlord do his job.

Of course if next time I walk past I find the pub being converted into a block of flats I know he did not do a very good job.

Simples.

[milanbenes]

SY,

can you tell us the full story of what happened to the pumpkin on halloween ?

Thanks,

Milan.