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    #31
    Some days I have been known to sit in the office just wearing my soiled undergarments, especially if it's a warm, summer's day where the propensity for a bit of grumble is high.
    If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.

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      #32
      Originally posted by hyperD View Post
      Some days I have been known to sit in the office just wearing my soiled undergarments, especially if it's a warm, summer's day where the propensity for a bit of grumble is high.
      Pretty sure you sit opposite me.
      Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
      +5 Xeno Cool Points

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        #33
        Originally posted by hyperD View Post
        Some days I have been known to sit in the office just wearing my soiled undergarments, especially if it's a warm, summer's day where the propensity for a bit of grumble is high.
        Why are they soiled?
        Originally posted by MaryPoppins
        I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
        Originally posted by vetran
        Urine is quite nourishing

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          #34
          Originally posted by d000hg View Post
          Why are they soiled?
          Presumably he shat into them

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            #35
            No suit any more. I jacked that in ages ago

            I probably don't look too professional at all. Especially not today when I have my cardi on and a massive tissue soaking up (mostly) all the snotty sneezes due to the cold I seem to have developed

            Poor me.
            Bazza gets caught
            Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

            CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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              #36
              Originally posted by d000hg View Post
              Why are they soiled?
              I'll leave that to the dear, delightful and late Clement Freud to explain.

              For those of you that aren't permitted to wear undies in the office or are surrounded by those that still think they have a right not to be offended, then headphones may be required.
              If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.

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                #37
                Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
                Pretty sure you sit opposite me.
                If you are Margaret from across the road, I apologise most sincerely for your sudden shock last week when I opened the office blinds whilst stark naked.
                If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.

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                  #38
                  Originally posted by hyperD View Post
                  If you are Margaret from across the road, I apologise most sincerely for your sudden shock last week when I opened the office blinds whilst stark naked.
                  Shock isn't always a bad thing my dear.
                  Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
                  +5 Xeno Cool Points

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                    #39
                    Originally posted by More than a few;
                    ..... suit without a tie....
                    WTF is Suit without a tie??

                    Shirley dressing goes something like:
                    1) Dead casual - Trainers, Jeans, Tee shirts (or even more scruff order)
                    2) Casual - Shoes of some kind, non-Jeans keks, Polo or possibly non-smart shirt
                    3a) Business Casual (Scruff) - Proper shoes, Chinos, button up shirt
                    3b) Business Casual (non-scruff) - Proper shoes, proper trousers, button up shirt (possibly even a real shirt)
                    4) Almost formal - PShoes, PTrews, real shirt & tie
                    5) Formal - Suit, Shirt and tie (possibly remove jacket when not in meetings)
                    6) Stuffy - As above but Jacket on even at desk

                    A suit without the tie is just a bit too "Irish Navvy"/Rab C Nesbitt
                    Jim is a Jedi! - Dara
                    Jim is EVIL! - Jenny Eclair

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                      #40
                      Wodders, get a better suit mate. The daffy duck acrylic tie and worn in the seat trouser look isn't doing you justice fella.

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