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    #71
    Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
    moi?

    Fancy a bacon butty?
    Nah. I've got the squits.
    Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
    +5 Xeno Cool Points

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      #72
      Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
      Nah. I've got the squits.
      Brown sauce too!

      And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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        #73
        Originally posted by minestrone View Post
        the women I have slept with do not seem to complain about how I do it
        I'll start:

        - They were asleep
        - They didn't notice

        Next?
        Originally posted by MaryPoppins
        I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
        Originally posted by vetran
        Urine is quite nourishing

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          #74
          Originally posted by d000hg View Post
          I'll start:

          - They were asleep
          - They didn't notice

          Next?
          A lot of ladies do not articulate to you if it's rubbish. They just laugh about it with their mates.
          Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
          +5 Xeno Cool Points

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            #75
            Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
            A lot of ladies do not articulate to you if it's rubbish. They just laugh about it with their mates.
            shhhhh
            Bazza gets caught
            Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

            CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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              #76
              Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
              A lot of ladies do not articulate to you if it's rubbish. They just laugh about it with their mates.
              Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
              shhhhh
              I think you'll find men don't really care. It's a bit like the spit or swallow conundrum; who cares once the deed is done?
              And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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                #77
                Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
                I think you'll find men don't really care. It's a bit like the spit or swallow conundrum; who cares once the deed is done?
                Depends whose car you're in.
                Originally posted by MaryPoppins
                I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
                Originally posted by vetran
                Urine is quite nourishing

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                  #78
                  Originally posted by d000hg View Post
                  Depends whose car you're in.
                  Been dogging again have we?

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                    #79
                    Originally posted by d000hg View Post
                    Depends whose car you're in.
                    Don't want to ruin the upholstery do we?
                    "Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch." - Orson Welles

                    Norrahe's blog

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                      #80
                      <bad joke>Women may be able to fake an orgasms, but men can fake entire relationships</bad joke>

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