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    #61
    Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
    Where's the shagging?
    MP's freshly bleached button puckered as EO leaped from the walk-in cupboard dressed in a Batman costume,...........





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      #62
      If women don't enjoy sex then why do lesbians exist? Wouldn't they be just mates?
      Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson

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        #63
        Lesbians

        As one of my right-on uni lecturers used to say: feminism is basic common sense, and lesbianism is just its logical practical application.

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          #64
          Originally posted by gingerjedi View Post
          why do lesbians exist?
          Cheapskates that can't afford Sushi.
          And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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            #65
            Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
            MP's freshly bleached button puckered as EO leaped from the walk-in cupboard dressed in a Batman costume,...........





            FFS EO.

            I'm getting tired of being unable to log onto CUK without the nagging worry as to what aspect of my real life you're going to post next.




            Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
            +5 Xeno Cool Points

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              #66
              Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
              FFS EO.

              I'm getting tired of being unable to log onto CUK without the nagging worry as to what aspect of my real life you're going to post next.




              Hancuffed to the bedpost, she looked in horror at the massive bulge thrusting out underneath his utility belt.....


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                #67
                The Daily Mash - FRY TO MEET WITH CHIEF SKANK
                Fiscal nomad it's legal.

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                  #68
                  Then she recognised the shiny end, as it protruded from his pocket.

                  her silver cansticks ??

                  typical scouser, cant go anywhere without Robin




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                    #69
                    Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
                    Cheapskates that can't afford Sushi.
                    Mich, have we got you to thank for the tag on this thread?
                    Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
                    +5 Xeno Cool Points

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                      #70
                      Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
                      Mich, have we got you to thank for the tag on this thread?
                      moi?

                      Fancy a bacon butty?
                      Last edited by Mich the Tester; 1 November 2010, 14:51.
                      And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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