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Nah. I've got the squits.Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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I'll start:Originally posted by minestrone View Postthe women I have slept with do not seem to complain about how I do it
- They were asleep
- They didn't notice
Next?Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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A lot of ladies do not articulate to you if it's rubbish. They just laugh about it with their mates.Originally posted by d000hg View PostI'll start:
- They were asleep
- They didn't notice
Next?Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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shhhhhOriginally posted by MaryPoppins View PostA lot of ladies do not articulate to you if it's rubbish. They just laugh about it with their mates.
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Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostA lot of ladies do not articulate to you if it's rubbish. They just laugh about it with their mates.I think you'll find men don't really care. It's a bit like the spit or swallow conundrum; who cares once the deed is done?Originally posted by cailin maith View Postshhhhh
And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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Depends whose car you're in.Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostI think you'll find men don't really care. It's a bit like the spit or swallow conundrum; who cares once the deed is done?Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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Don't want to ruin the upholstery do we?Originally posted by d000hg View PostDepends whose car you're in.Comment
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<bad joke>Women may be able to fake an orgasms, but men can fake entire relationships</bad joke>Comment
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