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Originally posted by TimberWolf View PostHimler was similar.
But I have it on good authority that poor old Goebbels had no balls at all!Comment
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The collective noun for 'wank' is a 'heap'.Last edited by RichardCranium; 30 October 2010, 09:34.My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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The torch was invented when German scientist Hans Fisting invented the findable dildo: a dildo with a bulb at the end. It was 3 years later when one of these was returned to him with a burned-out motor that he 'saw the light' and marketed this new PenisLicht ("Bright Knob") as his "Studious Virgin's Friend".My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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Originally posted by RichardCranium View PostThe torch was invented when German scientist Hans Fisting invented the findable dildo: a dildo with a bulb at the end. It was 3 years later when one of these was returned to him with a burned-out motor that he 'saw the light' and marketed this new PenisLicht ("Bright Knob") as his "Studious Virgin's Friend".Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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Originally posted by suityou01 View Post90 minutes later the scotch will run out
FACTS.My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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Originally posted by thunderlizard View PostCentipedes are unable to burp.
And a bumper bucket of wings to follow.My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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Toner cartridges make good decoy bombs for the CIA to plant just before the mid term elections.Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave JohnsonComment
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