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So was Himmler.Originally posted by TimberWolf View PostHimler was similar.
But I have it on good authority that poor old Goebbels had no balls at all!Comment
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The collective noun for 'wank' is a 'heap'.Last edited by RichardCranium; 30 October 2010, 09:34.My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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The torch was invented when German scientist Hans Fisting invented the findable dildo: a dildo with a bulb at the end. It was 3 years later when one of these was returned to him with a burned-out motor that he 'saw the light' and marketed this new PenisLicht ("Bright Knob") as his "Studious Virgin's Friend".My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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90 minutes later the scotch will run outOriginally posted by RichardCranium View PostThe torch was invented when German scientist Hans Fisting invented the findable dildo: a dildo with a bulb at the end. It was 3 years later when one of these was returned to him with a burned-out motor that he 'saw the light' and marketed this new PenisLicht ("Bright Knob") as his "Studious Virgin's Friend".
Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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Scotch dribbles or gushes out. It is Guinness that runs out. Especially if the pipes were dirty.Originally posted by suityou01 View Post90 minutes later the scotch will run out
FACTS.My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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Centipedes are lying bastards because they have 42 legs.Originally posted by thunderlizard View PostCentipedes are unable to burp.
And a bumper bucket of wings to follow.My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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Toner cartridges make good decoy bombs for the CIA to plant just before the mid term elections.
Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave JohnsonComment
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