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Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostTrue. As I was the first one ever to do it....
the first thing that 99% of people grow, is cress, on blotting paper, in a saucer(\__/)
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At uni we ended up with so many cones in the hall that the council announced they planned to come down to collect them on Monday.Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostTrue. As I was the first one ever to do it....
By Sunday night another 150 had appeared.merely at clientco for the entertainmentComment
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostTrue. As I was the first one ever to do it....
the first thing that 99% of people grow, is cress, on blotting paper, in a saucer(\__/)
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Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
the first thing that 99% of people grow, is cress, on blotting paper, in a saucerAn early sign of senility is repeating yourself. Fact.Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
the first thing that 99% of people grow, is cress, on blotting paper, in a saucerComment
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4 granddads out of ten pick their grandsons up by the ankles and swing them back and forth shouting 'TICK TOCK I'm a clock', at some point before they are 5Originally posted by Ticktock View PostAn early sign of senility is repeating yourself. Fact.
FACT(\__/)
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In the UK the word "commuting" only started being used in the 1940s. Before that workers "oscillated" each dayWork in the public sector? Read the IR35 FAQ hereComment
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did you know. The Vikings went west, through greenland and if they discovered America(and most people think they did), that was about 2,000 miles. A tremendous feat
They also went east and south 2,000 miles and forged ties with Byzantium(Istanbul)
Vikings in Turkey.(\__/)
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That's what happens in polys.Originally posted by eek View PostAt uni we ended up with so many cones in the hall that the council announced they planned to come down to collect them on Monday.
By Sunday night another 150 had appeared.Hard Brexit now!
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Russell group uni actually. Although I did spend a semester in California.Originally posted by sasguru View PostThat's what happens in polys.merely at clientco for the entertainmentComment
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