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    #11
    Originally posted by fullyautomatix View Post
    Well, dont use the footpath then ! Its for dogs, what are you doing on it ?
    He's not, he lives in Denmark.
    Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson

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      #12
      at people who are replying as if this actually happened.

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        #13
        Originally posted by gricerboy View Post
        Part of my morning bicycle journey to WSM station involves a short jaunt through a pedestrian drumway traversing a rather rundown housing estate.

        I'm not sure whether it has anything to do with the social status of the inhabitants of said estate but over time I've noticed a preponderance of dog dirt littering my path. Such is the frequency of this fouling that the path is more akin to a slalom course than a footpath.

        Well , I've finally had enough & this morning I've taken matters into my own hands. Armed with a stick of white chalk I have encircled each offending item and annotated it with the words

        DISGUSTING !
        DISGUSTING !
        DISGUSTING !

        Come on Law makers, BRING BACK THE DOG LICENCE and don't make it 30p like before, make it £3000 so these layabouts and scroungers won't be able to afford a dog and I will be able to enjoy a TURD FREE cycle to the station in the mornings.
        Its even worse in Holland
        "A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George Orwell

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          #14
          This thread is tulip

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            #15
            Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
            This thread is tulip
            Please don't poo-poo the OP's opinions on this matter.
            And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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              #16
              Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
              Please don't poo-poo the OP's opinions on this matter.
              You're talking crap again Mich.
              Last edited by MaryPoppins; 28 October 2010, 10:07. Reason: Can't remember how to do the swearing with the colons. Bums.
              Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
              +5 Xeno Cool Points

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                #17
                Originally posted by gricerboy View Post
                I will be able to enjoy a TURD FREE cycle to the station in the mornings.
                I don't think that will ever happen to you.
                Originally posted by MaryPoppins
                I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
                Originally posted by vetran
                Urine is quite nourishing

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
                  You're talking crap again Mich.
                  Of the people who've had a go at me today, you're number two!
                  And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
                    You're talking crap again Mich.
                    Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
                    Of the people who've had a go at me today, you're number two!
                    Are you sure she isn't the turd?

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by SupremeSpod View Post
                      Are you sure she isn't the turd?
                      It's faeceable, yes.
                      And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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