Girlfriend says its either her or the cat! (while crying in the middle of a walk)

[Sausage Surprise]

WTF is Ceroc dancing

[Mich the Tester]

No. I think it was Aristotle, or possibly Senca who postulated in his series on Society - 'if you dont get your bare t1t on the first date - forget it son'

Is that Seneca the Younger tutoring Nero about shagging his mum?

[MaryPoppins]

WTF is Ceroc dancing

I wondered that too. Sounds horrendous. Wonder if it's as bad as salsa dancing.

[cailin maith]

I wondered that too. Sounds horrendous. Wonder if it's as bad as salsa dancing.

It's a bit like that... a mish-mash of lots of different styles, I think! One of the guys (old, old guy) at work does it and raves about it.

Not my cuppa!

[shaunbhoy]

WTF is Ceroc dancing

It is where you learn the moves that your parents utilise when they are "drunk at a wedding reception", and is an activity much prized by fuglies the length and breadth of the land.

HTH

[Peoplesoft bloke]

lifts her white nightie once a month if they're lucky!

Once a month? Luxury!!

[Peoplesoft bloke]

WTF is Ceroc dancing

It's French and my ex-wife used to do it. Enough said.

[Wilmslow]

Well, we had a really nice night at Ceroc Dancing - was a very nice beginners class, where we learned three really good moves. As we move to different partners, I had an absolute well up for it stunner whose intentions I had to reject. It killed me.

Gf changed her t-shirt in the car, because the Woodhead Pass broke her out in a sweat. I can see why - shefollowed me back home after, around 60 on the motorway. I can understand drivers getting rather hacked off.

Once back home, we get the laptop out, look at a few things. She makes a big deal about wanting to know my browsing history. I did the sensible thing and deleted it, told her that there is history of mine, and a couple of mates who also use the laptop. She then look at me rather paranoid asking how often my mate comes over. As if this is any of her business!

She is coming over tomorrow evening (Friday) right through to Sunday evening. Busy Saturday afternoon (as do a regular charity thing), but could really do without the extra hour on Sunday morning!! Still, need to get a load of weeding done on Sunday for a landscape gardenener coming on Monday, so could be putting her to good use!

[Flubster]

Still, need to get a load of weeding done on Sunday for a landscape gardenener coming on Monday, so could be putting her to good use!

Don't forget to hand her the ironing too.

[MaryPoppins]

1. I had an absolute well up for it stunner whose intentions I had to reject. It killed me.

2. Gf changed her t-shirt in the car, because the Woodhead Pass broke her out in a sweat. I can see why - shefollowed me back home after, around 60 on the motorway. I can understand drivers getting rather hacked off.

1. That didn't happen at all, did it.

2. Woodhead Pass. Is this a dance move, or a place?!

You appear to actively dislike this woman, Wilmslow. Now, I'm no expert, but....is that the best basis for a relationship?