Girlfriend says its either her or the cat! (while crying in the middle of a walk)

[wobbegong]

• Well, we had a really nice night at Ceroc Dancing
• shefollowed me back home after, around 60 on the motorway.
• She makes a big deal about wanting to know my browsing history.
• She then look at me rather paranoid asking how often my mate comes over
• gf is a nervous driver, as well as a nervous person
• she does spend a lot of evenings at home getting bored, wanting me to be over to entertain her.
• Having said that, she has just joined Slimming World

She sounds like a loser. Ditch her.

^
WSS!

[EternalOptimist]

I had a bird like this and was close to binning her off, till one night she made a big fuss about wanting bum-sex.
So we ended up staying together and getting married.
Ive never been able to sit down properly since, without pain, but sitting on a big rubber ring is a price well worth paying for romance

[SupremeSpod]

She sounds like a loser. Ditch her.

She actually sounds like a professional victim, which seems to be his usual prey.

[Boudica]

I had a bird like this and was close to binning her off, till one night she made a big fuss about wanting bum-sex.
So we ended up staying together and getting married.
Ive never been able to sit down properly since, without pain, but sitting on a big rubber ring is a price well worth paying for romance

[MaryPoppins]

She actually sounds like a professional victim, which seems to be his usual prey.

Sounds the same as loser to me?

[Platypus]

Piss off!

Wilmslow has ditched his girlfriend to be with you, after you clearly gave him the come on (*), and now you tell him to piss off?

Oh, it's a harsh world indeed





(*) ok that might be somewhat of an exaggeration

[MaryPoppins]

Wilmslow has ditched his girlfriend to be with you, after you clearly gave him the come on (*), and now you tell him to piss off?

Oh, it's a harsh world indeed





(*) ok that might be somewhat of an exaggeration

I admit it, I'm a cocktease.

[fullyautomatix]

Wilmslow has ditched his girlfriend to be with you, after you clearly gave him the come on (*), and now you tell him to piss off?

Oh, it's a harsh world indeed





(*) ok that might be somewhat of an exaggeration

Wilmslow invents stories about imaginary girlfriends to get into the knickers of MaryPoppins.

FTFY

[Platypus]

Wilmslow invents stories about imaginary girlfriends to get into the knickers of MaryPoppins.

The plan seems not to have worked

Has anyone ever played the sympathy card and gotton a shag out of it? Perhaps this needs a thread of its own, a place for a few more tall tales!

[SupremeSpod]

I admit it, I'm a cocktease.

And not a very good one, it's not teasing that makes you pregnant.