Girlfriend says its either her or the cat! (while crying in the middle of a walk)

[MaryPoppins]

And not a very good one, it's not teasing that makes you pregnant.

Don't I just know it Spod.

Let it be a lesson to all those ladies that turn down bumsex, as EO would say.

[MaryPoppins]

Has anyone ever played the sympathy card and gotton a shag out of it?

Never understood this. How could that work? Feeling sorry for yourself isn't my idea of a turn on.

[wobbegong]

Never understood this. How could that work? Feeling sorry for yourself isn't my idea of a turn on.

It doesn't have to be. But as soon as that sypathetic arm goes round his shoulders he'll have your bra unclipped, and be banging you up the legs before you can say WTF.


HTH

[MaryPoppins]

It doesn't have to be. But as soon as that sypathetic arm goes round his shoulders he'll have your bra unclipped, and be banging you up the legs before you can say WTF.


HTH

Smoooooth.