Everyone knows that Chimps quite often hide bananas up coconut trees just to keep them safe from Orang Utans. Yet not one of you losers were aware of it. Tsk tsk!!
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Originally posted by shaunbhoy View PostEveryone knows that Chimps quite often hide bananas up coconut trees just to keep them safe from Orang Utans. Yet not one of you losers were aware of it. Tsk tsk!!
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Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostHow the **** did the giraffe get involved???Comment
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Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostOh dear. Orangutans only originate in Indonesia/Borneo. How the **** did the giraffe get involved???
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Originally posted by shaunbhoy View PostHave you never seen Madagascar MF? Penguins with cruise liners.
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Aha, a trick question, the true answer is "none of the above", it one of these; a coconut crab.
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I can get a fork off a binary tree, if that helps.My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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'tis a little known fact, but more people die each year from coconuts dropping on their head than are killed by sharks.Behold the warranty -- the bold print giveth and the fine print taketh away.Comment
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