CUK awards ceremony 2010

[RowleyBirkinQC]

Went to one of these award type ceremonies in the late 1970s. Very good evening, I think. Strange fellow at the table sitting next to me, completely covered in hair. Didn't make much conversation. I tried several times to strike up conversation until the zoo keeper came and collected me. I had strayed from the ceremony into the ape enclosure at the local zoo!

Not sure how that happened, as there was lots of free booze, and I was very, very drunk

[Pondlife]

First Annual Montgomery Burns Award for Outstanding Achievement in the Field of Excellence

[RichardCranium]

Bedwetter

Ooh, and there was me thinking of going for the "Most Cynical, Bitter and Miserable Bugger Award".

[MaryPoppins]

OK no one is getting this so there is a lot of contention for the first award

My nominations are :

CUK Village idiot - SASGuru
CUK Bedwetter in chief - Doogie
Most improved poster - Me
Funniest poster - Dim Prawn
Dullest poster - AtW
Best socky - Gricer

Nah.

Admit it. You were going to call this thread 'Am I Doing Good Now? Please?" but changed your mind at the last minute didn't you.

[d000hg]

Please post 3 (or even 1) previous thread(s) where anyone has called me a bedwetter. Methinks your crown is secure.

[suityou01]

Nah.

Admit it. You were going to call this thread 'Am I Doing Good Now? Please?" but changed your mind at the last minute didn't you.

Busted

[MaryPoppins]

Please post 3 (or even 1) previous thread(s) where anyone has called me a bedwetter. Methinks your crown is secure.

Bedwetter.

[suityou01]

Please post 3 (or even 1) previous thread(s) where anyone has called me a bedwetter. Methinks your crown is secure.

[d000hg]

A broken image link? How apt, it sums up your level of wit nicely.

Bedwetter.

Too late, previous posts only. You'd think SY of all people would know what the term "bedwetter" means. If you're going to insult someone by way of trying to look clever, at least pick an insult relevant to them. For me "god-botherer" would have been far funnier... he just doesn't get it.

[suityou01]

A broken image link? How apt, it sums up your level of wit nicely.

Funny, your missus says you go off early too