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CUK awards ceremony 2010

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    #11
    Went to one of these award type ceremonies in the late 1970s. Very good evening, I think. Strange fellow at the table sitting next to me, completely covered in hair. Didn't make much conversation. I tried several times to strike up conversation until the zoo keeper came and collected me. I had strayed from the ceremony into the ape enclosure at the local zoo!

    Not sure how that happened, as there was lots of free booze, and I was very, very drunk
    Come back suity!

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      #12
      First Annual Montgomery Burns Award for Outstanding Achievement in the Field of Excellence

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        #13
        Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
        Bedwetter


        Ooh, and there was me thinking of going for the "Most Cynical, Bitter and Miserable Bugger Award".
        My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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          #14
          Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
          OK no one is getting this so there is a lot of contention for the first award

          My nominations are :

          CUK Village idiot - SASGuru
          CUK Bedwetter in chief - Doogie
          Most improved poster - Me
          Funniest poster - Dim Prawn
          Dullest poster - AtW
          Best socky - Gricer


          Nah.

          Admit it. You were going to call this thread 'Am I Doing Good Now? Please?" but changed your mind at the last minute didn't you.
          Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
          +5 Xeno Cool Points

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            #15
            Please post 3 (or even 1) previous thread(s) where anyone has called me a bedwetter. Methinks your crown is secure.
            Originally posted by MaryPoppins
            I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
            Originally posted by vetran
            Urine is quite nourishing

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              #16
              Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
              Nah.

              Admit it. You were going to call this thread 'Am I Doing Good Now? Please?" but changed your mind at the last minute didn't you.
              Busted
              Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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                #17
                Originally posted by d000hg View Post
                Please post 3 (or even 1) previous thread(s) where anyone has called me a bedwetter. Methinks your crown is secure.
                Bedwetter.










                Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
                +5 Xeno Cool Points

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by d000hg View Post
                  Please post 3 (or even 1) previous thread(s) where anyone has called me a bedwetter. Methinks your crown is secure.
                  Last edited by suityou01; 21 October 2010, 13:07.
                  Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
                    A broken image link? How apt, it sums up your level of wit nicely.


                    Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
                    Bedwetter.
                    Too late, previous posts only. You'd think SY of all people would know what the term "bedwetter" means. If you're going to insult someone by way of trying to look clever, at least pick an insult relevant to them. For me "god-botherer" would have been far funnier... he just doesn't get it.
                    Last edited by d000hg; 21 October 2010, 13:08.
                    Originally posted by MaryPoppins
                    I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
                    Originally posted by vetran
                    Urine is quite nourishing

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by d000hg View Post
                      A broken image link? How apt, it sums up your level of wit nicely.
                      Funny, your missus says you go off early too
                      Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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