New topics for Gricer

[Doggy Styles]

Gricer buys a ticket for the Bristol to London train - but accidentally jumps on the train going in the opposite direction, ending up in west Wales's banjo-country. Where he is shagged by

[Wodewick]

Gimpy is seen on his recumbant bike wearing his yellow condom at the normal time on his way to catch the morning train <very brief drumroll> nobody actually sees him board the train and he is never heard from again.

[Doggy Styles]

Is there a crash of a cymbal after the drum-roll?

[CheeseSlice]

Gricerboy moves house. He introduces himself to his new neighbour

[NickFitz]

Episode One: gricerboy dies.

A detective who is clearly so emotionally screwed up that he ought to have been hospitalised years ago starts to investigate the case. Initially, his chaotic mental state leads him to arrest threaded on the basis of server logs. When he realises that gricerboy never actually existed but was merely a figment of threaded's somewhat limited imagination, he commits suicide halfway through the first series.

Higher powers then decide that threaded should nonetheless be sent to Guantanamo Bay, as a massive surplus of non-halal pies is threatening the political stability of the region. After the extraordinary rendition has been carried out the remainder of the series is cancelled and replaced with re-runs of I Love Lucy.

The End.

[Pondlife]

Episode 3 "Three blokes and a bike" Foggy is off visiting family so it's up to Gricer and Malc to help Howard in his secret rendezvous with Marina (a sweet natured and chesty lass from the local supermarket). Marina mistakenly interprets Malc’s help as a display of affection. Even though Gricer knows that’s not the way Malc swings, he finds himself in a fit of jealous rage and devises a cunning plan involving Marina, some gaffer tape and the 14:35 Birmingham New St to Euston type 45 locomotive...

[cailin maith]

Maybe if we dont' talk about him, he won't come back?

What was that film where you said the name 3 times and the scary monster appeared or something like that?

[Bunk]

Maybe if we dont' talk about him, he won't come back?

What was that film where you said the name 3 times and the scary monster appeared or something like that?

Candyman. Somehow Gricerboy doesn't seem (or sound) quite as scary.

[cailin maith]

Candyman. Somehow Gricerboy doesn't seem (or sound) quite as scary.

Thanks Bunk - I knew it was something like that.

Not as scary, true enough but I still want to hide from him

[EternalOptimist]

Thanks Bunk - I knew it was something like that.

Not as scary, true enough but I still want to hide from him

i think you have to say it backwards three times.

yob recirG,yob recirG,yob recirG

then you stab him in the eyeball with a cocktail stick

then he disappears