sports injury

[EternalOptimist]

Took the littluns to the park today. "Chase us daddy".
"Can't I'm injured"
"Yeah, but, chase us daddy"

mutters

Starts to chase, exruciating pain in injured area, followed by, nothing. Nada. Went up the gears, nothing. No pain.

Something akin to the breaking of the hymen I pondered.

Still, if it's ok tomorrow I might commence some light running. Could be on the mend.

breaking news - paedo arrested for chasing kids through park, shouting 'YES YES. There is no pain. Look at my groin kids. LOOK . there is no stiffness. there is no pain. there is no strain.'

two local PCSO's were seen to kick the perp in the goolie region, upon which he collapsed , sighing, 'oh no. not again'


end of newsflash

[suityou01]

breaking news - paedo arrested for chasing kids through park, shouting 'YES YES. There is no pain. Look at my groin kids. LOOK . there is no stiffness. there is no pain. there is no strain.'

two local PCSO's were seen to kick the perp in the goolie region, upon which he collapsed , sighing, 'oh no. not again'


end of newsflash

SY02 did actually comment probing my groin region checking for pain after chasing two kids was potentially inviting trouble.

[EternalOptimist]

SY02 did actually comment probing my groin region checking for pain after chasing two kids was potentially inviting trouble.

[MarillionFan]

SY you are Duncan Norvelle
And I claim my £5!

Chase me!

[suityou01]

SY you are Duncan Norvelle
And I claim my £5!

Chase me!

Can you sqweal like a pig, boy.

[MarillionFan]

Can you sqweal like a pig, boy.

Well that all depends on whether you've got a purdy mouth.

[suityou01]

Well that all depends on whether you've got a purdy mouth.