Reply to: sports injury

[suityou01]

Well that all depends on whether you've got a purdy mouth.

[MarillionFan]

Can you sqweal like a pig, boy.

Well that all depends on whether you've got a purdy mouth.

[suityou01]

SY you are Duncan Norvelle
And I claim my £5!

Chase me!

Can you sqweal like a pig, boy.

[MarillionFan]

SY you are Duncan Norvelle
And I claim my £5!

Chase me!

[EternalOptimist]

SY02 did actually comment probing my groin region checking for pain after chasing two kids was potentially inviting trouble.

[suityou01]

breaking news - paedo arrested for chasing kids through park, shouting 'YES YES. There is no pain. Look at my groin kids. LOOK . there is no stiffness. there is no pain. there is no strain.'

two local PCSO's were seen to kick the perp in the goolie region, upon which he collapsed , sighing, 'oh no. not again'


end of newsflash

SY02 did actually comment probing my groin region checking for pain after chasing two kids was potentially inviting trouble.

[EternalOptimist]

Took the littluns to the park today. "Chase us daddy".
"Can't I'm injured"
"Yeah, but, chase us daddy"

mutters

Starts to chase, exruciating pain in injured area, followed by, nothing. Nada. Went up the gears, nothing. No pain.

Something akin to the breaking of the hymen I pondered.

Still, if it's ok tomorrow I might commence some light running. Could be on the mend.

breaking news - paedo arrested for chasing kids through park, shouting 'YES YES. There is no pain. Look at my groin kids. LOOK . there is no stiffness. there is no pain. there is no strain.'

two local PCSO's were seen to kick the perp in the goolie region, upon which he collapsed , sighing, 'oh no. not again'


end of newsflash

[suityou01]

Took the littluns to the park today. "Chase us daddy".
"Can't I'm injured"
"Yeah, but, chase us daddy"

mutters

Starts to chase, exruciating pain in injured area, followed by, nothing. Nada. Went up the gears, nothing. No pain.

Something akin to the breaking of the hymen I pondered.

Still, if it's ok tomorrow I might commence some light running. Could be on the mend.

[MarillionFan]

Have you tried "bleeding your radiator"?

HTH

I think his radiator already has a leak.

[shaunbhoy]

is there anything else i could be doing to help things recover quicker

Have you tried "bleeding your radiator"?

HTH

[minestrone]

Alabama hot pocket injury.

[d000hg]

is there any visible deformity now?

Too easy...

[suityou01]

hernia, not Narnia

see, cataracts.

still foggy in luton but sy02 tells me it's sunny

[TimberWolf]

i read that book. aslan was a cool lion.

You may be thinking of the girl in Harry Potter, and don't we all, but that will do your groin no good at all.

[MarillionFan]

Don't worry SY. I've PM'd HAB with your name & address and he reckons he can make it around about 5.30 after he's recovered the gerbil from his present patient.