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Avast, ye Dirty Swabs! It be Talk Like a Pirate Day!
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Avast, ye Dirty Swabs! It be Talk Like a Pirate Day!
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Arrgghh shiver me timbers!"I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
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Waan ku faraxsanahay gragtidaada! (Somali)"A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George OrwellComment
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How did this happen? Who's to blame? Well certainly there are those more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable, but again truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror.
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"We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to high office" - AesopComment
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Avast ye landlubbers and respect the day of the pirate afore ye get yer gizzerds slit. Arrrrrrrrrrrrr.
Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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Last edited by DaveB; 19 September 2010, 11:32."Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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Arrrrr me scurvy shipmates, break out ye rum. Arrrrr+50 Xeno Geek Points
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As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF
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Yo Ho Yo Ho A Pirates Life For Me! (SFW)
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Moeten mannen met baarden zijn"If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.Comment
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Originally posted by AtW View PostWell, and I am with Her Majesty's Royal Navy and we've enough rope for yer necks+50 Xeno Geek Points
Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux.Pogle
As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF
Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005
CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012Comment
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