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Knickerbocker Glory?Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostI have done similar research to Zippy, also to no avail. I suspect this particular practice is confined solely to gricer's imagination. At least he's got a name for it.
Oh. Paddy? This is for you:

I thought it was a knickers to the side creampie.
Oh well.
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Nice. A camcorder with a laughter track. Or is that a new feature from Google, an algorithm to detect funny situations and add audience reactions
Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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MP, how did you get on flying at the week-end?"A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George OrwellComment
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Ooh, very well thanks Paddy. Got to fly around for over an hour and a half while each of the 3 of us had our "lessons". I was apparently a bit 'cavalier' in my approach to the turns, or whatever they're called.Originally posted by Paddy View PostMP, how did you get on flying at the week-end?
I only swore once during take off, so all in all a success.Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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Post a video up of you telling jokes. If it stays silent. Then it's working!!!!! :rolling:Originally posted by d000hg View PostNice. A camcorder with a laughter track. Or is that a new feature from Google, an algorithm to detect funny situations and add audience reactions
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Arse - I forgot to ask you about that - Well done youOriginally posted by MaryPoppins View PostOoh, very well thanks Paddy. Got to fly around for over an hour and a half while each of the 3 of us had our "lessons". I was apparently a bit 'cavalier' in my approach to the turns, or whatever they're called.
I only swore once during take off, so all in all a success.
And only one lot of swearing, result!!Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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I took off and everything! My Dad came too, and LOVED it. Slight downside was having to fly across (at his request) to Wolverhampton and circle the same spot for about 10 mins while he tried to pinpoint his work.Originally posted by cailin maith View PostArse - I forgot to ask you about that - Well done you
And only one lot of swearing, result!!Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostI took off and everything! My Dad came too, and LOVED it. Slight downside was having to fly across (at his request) to Wolverhampton and circle the same spot for about 10 mins while he tried to pinpoint his work.
Still though, I'd probably have pissed myself from fear so hats off to you for even getting in the plane.Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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But did you do it with a bowl of spaggetti bolognese in your lap?Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostI took off and everything! My Dad came too, and LOVED it. Slight downside was having to fly across (at his request) to Wolverhampton and circle the same spot for about 10 mins while he tried to pinpoint his work."Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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