Why do all UK female singers wish to sound like skanky Louisiana hookers?

[minestrone]

Yeeee yauwwwww aaayeeee yyyyaaaa yauwwwww

Winehouse kind of gets away with it as she looks like a skanky Louisiana hooker but Duffy? WTF is she all about with that talky bit in Mercy?

Paloma Faith has to be the worst for it though, someone should tell her to stop channelling Billy Holiday.

[SupremeSpod]

Yeeee yauwwwww aaayeeee yyyyaaaa yauwwwww

Winehouse kind of gets away with it as she looks like a skanky Louisiana hooker but Duffy? WTF is she all about with that talky bit in Mercy?

Paloma Faith has to be the worst for it though, someone should tell her to stop channelling Billy Holiday.

If you don't like it Grandad then don't f**king listen.

Simples.

[Mich the Tester]

To sell grammophone recordings and rights of entrance to musical performances? Sorry; MP3s and concert tickets?


Mind you Duffy annoys me a bit. She was on Jools Holland's Hootenanny last year trying to sing jazz, then along came Annie Lennox and showed how it's done. Duffy was outclassed.

[Moscow Mule]

Duffy was outclassed.

Not hard.

[minestrone]

If you don't like it Grandad then don't f**king listen.

Simples.

You probably think the wind of change by scorpions is the most beautifull thing you have ever heard.

[SupremeSpod]

You probably think the wind of change by scorpions is the most beautifull thing you have ever heard.

There you go again, making assumptions.

Btw, I don't think "beautiful" and "popular music" go hand-in-hand.

[minestrone]

There you go again, making assumptions.

Btw, I don't think "beautiful" and "popular music" go hand-in-hand.

Have you not admitted to having a Brian Adams album?

[xoggoth]

Nice if one could avoid listening to it. No such luck at the gym. Better than rap music at least, what does that thing they do with the slightly curved index finger in front of their face mean?

[SupremeSpod]

Have you not admitted to having a Brian Adams album?

Now you're having a laugh.

[Mich the Tester]

Nice if one could avoid listening to it. No such luck at the gym. Better than rap music at least, what does that thing they do with the slightly curved index finger in front of their face mean?

A visual instruction for finding the G-spot?