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They're just jabbing you with sticks for sport now, MP..
Leave them to it.
"I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
- Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...
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Poor MP. Must be all that commuting making you grumpy.
Yes, it is.
I think the shock of no sleep, food, or life has depleted me of my final reserves of common sense. This week so far in this new gig, I have:
- Lost my shoe on the escalator in the centre of the building, causing me to have to limp/hop round to the down escalator and repeat the limp/hop to retrieve said shoe, and
- Got locked in an underground car park
Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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