I had a beer last night with Pogle...

[cojak]

That's a complete slur that esteemed posters on this forum would attempt to wind up other members!

So what's the diagnosis then? That operation you had in Thailand a few years back causing you problems Trevor?

It only hurts when I laugh.

[SupremeSpod]

There is a huge difference between Court Jester and Village Idiot. I wish you'd work this out.

Be fair, it took you the best part of 10 years to work it out.

[MaryPoppins]

It only hurts when I laugh.

Hence you playing it safe and reading CUK while you wait?

[shaunbhoy]

Yes, it is.

I think the shock of no sleep, food, or life has depleted me of my final reserves of common sense. This week so far in this new gig, I have:

- Lost my shoe on the escalator in the centre of the building, causing me to have to limp/hop round to the down escalator and repeat the limp/hop to retrieve said shoe, and

- Got locked in an underground car park

It could have been worse. You could have wandered around the coffee area with the back of your skirt stuffed into your bloomers.
Lass I know did that and it spawned all sorts of facebook groups, splinter groups, and even a tribute band.

[MaryPoppins]

It could have been worse. You could have wandered around the coffee area with the back of your skirt stuffed into your bloomers.
Lass I know did that and it spawned all sorts of facebook groups, splinter groups, and even a tribute band.

What was the tribute band called?

[suityou01]

Nah, I would have said - fook off.

Don't get me wrong - your list was bilge, but hello anyway.

OK you do better.

[shaunbhoy]

What was the tribute band called?

Cheek to Cheek!!

[Spacecadet]

10) Top ten excuses to give if buying a bongo mag from your local newsagent?

I always say I'm from the local IVF clinic and we need a restock

[d000hg]

I don't have a willy to wave, so I've fashioned one from a novelty shaped moldy cucumber. Can i join in the willy waving now

You'll make Spod jealous. And his wife, they both wish his was up to that standard.

Why don't you just use a cucumber shaped like a cucumber?

Now where's the fun in that!

Titter.

[AtW]

I say mods should close this thread and ban everyone who posted in it as a warning to future generations that some threads should never be created in the first pla