Beer-swilling British women are branded the 'ugliest in the world'

[HairyArsedBloke]

Smiki: Daily Mail

The UK's (not so) fairer sex were also accused of unashamedly breaking wind and belching in public, of letting their fat hang out, were smothered in 'bad tattoos' and committed crimes against fashion by proudly sporting 'too-tight bikinis and football shirts'.

Sounds like they've met ex-mrs HAB. The tattoos are after my time though.

I'm so glad I dress on the other side these days.

[cojak]

What can you say?

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[OwlHoot]

For every beer-swilling, tattooed, obese woman in the UK, there must be ten beer-swilling, ever more tattooed, twice as fat women in the US.

The Yanks always have to go one better.

[Zippy]

Oh come on. This is just good old-fashioned sexism. Is it acceptable for blokes to fart, belch, be fat, wear football shirts and have bad tattoos?

[Green Mango]

I think there is some truth in the fact that British women have become more masculine ... on the continent women are more feminine.

[mudskipper]

Pretty women can fart too.

[cojak]

Pretty women can fart too.

But they normally do it quietly.

[oracleslave]

But they normally do it quietly.

My folks always said it's the quiet ones you have to watch out for. Always makes me think of George Carlin now.

"It's the quiet ones you've gotta watch. everytime you see a story about a serial criminal on tv what do they do? they bring on the neighbor and the neighbor says "weeeell, he was always very quiet" and someone in the room says "It's the quiet ones you gotta watch". This sound to me like a very dangerous assumption - I will bet you anything that while you're watching someone quiet a noisy one will fu*king kill you. Suppose you're in a bar and one of the guys sitting over the side reading a book not bothering anybody another guy stand on the front with a machette bangin' on the bar saying "I'll kill the next mother****er comes in here" - who you gonna watch?"

[BA to the Stars]

But they normally do it quietly.

So speaks the voice of experience

[mudskipper]

But they normally do it quietly.

Loud and proud
Silent but violent.

Fart Facts

Why are stinky farts generally warmer and quieter than regular farts?
(Question submitted by many, many people!)

Most fart gas comes from swallowed air and consists largely of nitrogen and carbon dioxide, the oxygen having been absorbed by the time it reaches the anal opening. These gases are odorless, although they often pick up other (and more odiferous) components on the way through the bowel. They emerge from the anus in fairly large bubbles at body temperature. A person can often achieve a good sound with these voluminous farts, but they are commonly (but not always!) mundane with respect to odor, and don't feel particularly warm.
Another major source of fart gas is bacterial action. Bacterial fermentation and digestion processes produce heat as a byproduct as well as various pungent gases. The resulting bubbles of gas tend to be small, hot, and concentrated with stinky bacterial metabolic products. These emerge as the notorious, warm, SBD (Silent-But-Deadly), often in amounts too small to produce a good sound, but excelling in stench.