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Beer-swilling British women are branded the 'ugliest in the world'

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    #31
    Ladeez, I'm all for equality but girls have smaller livers than men.

    It's dangerous for you to drink pints.
    Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson

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      #32
      Originally posted by gingerjedi View Post
      Ladeez, I'm all for equality but girls have smaller livers than men.

      It's dangerous for you to drink pints.
      It's much, much more dangerous for you to call us 'Ladeez'.
      Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
      +5 Xeno Cool Points

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        #33
        Originally posted by gingerjedi View Post
        Ladeez, I'm all for equality but girls have smaller livers than men.

        It's dangerous for you to drink pints.
        Mine may have started out that way but probably isn't any more
        +50 Xeno Geek Points
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        As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF

        Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005

        CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012

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          #34
          Originally posted by Zippy View Post
          Would this mean we can't drink pints? If so, I'm out.
          Perhaps we should have that whisky and cigar night if pints are out.

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            #35
            Originally posted by k2p2 View Post
            Perhaps we should have that whisky and cigar night if pints are out.
            I'm in (apart from the whisky)
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              #36
              Zippy gets the girls beers in!

              What happens in General, stays in General.
              You know what they say about assumptions!

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                #37
                Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
                Zippy gets the girls beers in!

                So what are the rest of you having?
                +50 Xeno Geek Points
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                  #38
                  Originally posted by SupremeSpod View Post
                  It'd save on immac...
                  But who uses Immac on their arsehair?


                  Oh, Hi HAB....
                  Oh, I’m sorry….I seem to be lost. I was looking for the sane side of town. I’d ask you for directions, but I have a feeling you’ve never been there and I’d be wasting my time.

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                    #39
                    Originally posted by SizeZero View Post
                    who uses Immac on their arsehair?
                    ....
                    Good god - that Steve Jobs thinks of everything.

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                      #40
                      Originally posted by rsingh View Post
                      Good god - that Steve Jobs thinks of everything.
                      +50 Xeno Geek Points
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