Reply to: Beer-swilling British women are branded the 'ugliest in the world'

[DaveB]

I've met your missus, and I'd like to be present when you explain those rules...

I'd like you to be present too, that way there'd be a witness

[SupremeSpod]

I'm disapointed there was no gag about the dog.

Hey those days are in the past!

I'm a reformed character.

[MarillionFan]

I've met your missus, and I'd like to be present when you explain those rules...

I'm disapointed there was no gag about the dog.

[SupremeSpod]

I dont care who you are, nothing is worse than sitting at your desk in front of your PC at home and having a dog fart at your feet. It makes your eyes sting as it drifts upwards.

PS. Pint for the fella, glass of white wine or a fruit based drink for the Lady. Them's the rules.

I've met your missus, and I'd like to be present when you explain those rules...

[DaveB]

I dont care who you are, nothing is worse than sitting at your desk in front of your PC at home and having a dog fart at your feet. It makes your eyes sting as it drifts upwards.

PS. Pint for the fella, glass of white wine or a fruit based drink for the Lady. Them's the rules.

[MaryPoppins]

Making "hey ho, away we go" the modern equivalent of "get your coat, you've pulled"?

Absolutely, you're down with the kids.

[doodab]

i think ho's is the accepted norm these days.

Making "hey ho, away we go" the modern equivalent of "get your coat, you've pulled"?

[original PM]

i think ho's is the accepted norm these days.

[doodab]

Is "girlz" back in then?

I get awfully confused.

"Chickz" surely?

[Zippy]

Good god - that Steve Jobs thinks of everything.

[rsingh]

who uses Immac on their arsehair?
....

Good god - that Steve Jobs thinks of everything.

[SizeZero]

It'd save on immac...

But who uses Immac on their arsehair?


Oh, Hi HAB....

[Zippy]

Zippy gets the girls beers in!

So what are the rest of you having?

[MarillionFan]

Zippy gets the girls beers in!

[Zippy]

Perhaps we should have that whisky and cigar night if pints are out.

I'm in (apart from the whisky)