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Originally posted by original PM View Posti think ho's is the accepted norm these days.While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'Comment
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Originally posted by doodab View PostMaking "hey ho, away we go" the modern equivalent of "get your coat, you've pulled"?Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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I dont care who you are, nothing is worse than sitting at your desk in front of your PC at home and having a dog fart at your feet. It makes your eyes sting as it drifts upwards.
PS. Pint for the fella, glass of white wine or a fruit based drink for the Lady. Them's the rules.Last edited by DaveB; 7 September 2010, 20:35."Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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Originally posted by DaveB View PostI dont care who you are, nothing is worse than sitting at your desk in front of your PC at home and having a dog fart at your feet. It makes your eyes sting as it drifts upwards.
PS. Pint for the fella, glass of white wine or a fruit based drink for the Lady. Them's the rules.Comment
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Originally posted by SupremeSpod View PostI've met your missus, and I'd like to be present when you explain those rules...What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostI'm disapointed there was no gag about the dog.
I'm a reformed character.Comment
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Originally posted by SupremeSpod View PostI've met your missus, and I'd like to be present when you explain those rules..."Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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