Homosexual Muslim Polish Pig Farmers

**Lucifer Box** · 1 February 2006, 17:23

Shouldn't that be "Homosexual Muslim Polishes Pig Farmers"? You could even get Mr Sheen to pay you a nice wedge for some product placement.

Might be a good first project for AtW's directorial debut.

**Biker Boy** · 1 February 2006, 17:24

Please could you insert immigrant, ethnic and minority somewhere in the title?

**sasguru** · 1 February 2006, 17:25

That is implied by the Polish bit. Don't want to be too obvious.

Hope no one starts a fatwa agains me

**snaw** · 1 February 2006, 17:26

Homosexual Muslim Polish Pig Farmers Small Children, while wearing Gorrllla fur coat perhaps?

**foritisme** · 1 February 2006, 17:58

and who to play the lead role..............

Bernard Manning ?

**xoggoth** · 1 February 2006, 19:06

Actualy I was thinking being homosexual and a pig farmer would greatly improve a Muslim. Shows he is not as narrow minded, intolerant and socially backward as the rest of 'em.

**OwlHoot** · 1 February 2006, 20:01

Originally posted by sasguru

Was just thinking about a topic for the ultimate offensive art house film and came up with this. Any improvements/enhancements/suggestions?

Most farmers like a tipple, being out in the cold weather so much. In fact quite a few are alcoholics.

edit: Most likely this farmer has a Jewish boyfriend, and lives in a menage a trois with a Christian wife

**wobbegong** · 2 February 2006, 09:41

Originally posted by OwlHoot

edit: Most likely this farmer has a Jewish boyfriend, and lives in a menage a trois with a Christian wife

. . . who is a black vegan, an amputee with lesbian tendancies and a fully paid-up member of the BNP.

**EternalOptimist** · 2 February 2006, 09:48

fat

Homosexual Muslim Polish Pig Farmers