Homosexual Muslim Polish Pig Farmers

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EternalOptimist replied

2 February 2006, 09:48
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wobbegong replied

2 February 2006, 09:41
Originally posted by OwlHoot

edit: Most likely this farmer has a Jewish boyfriend, and lives in a menage a trois with a Christian wife

. . . who is a black vegan, an amputee with lesbian tendancies and a fully paid-up member of the BNP.
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OwlHoot replied

1 February 2006, 20:01
Originally posted by sasguru

Was just thinking about a topic for the ultimate offensive art house film and came up with this. Any improvements/enhancements/suggestions?

Most farmers like a tipple, being out in the cold weather so much. In fact quite a few are alcoholics.

edit: Most likely this farmer has a Jewish boyfriend, and lives in a menage a trois with a Christian wife

Last edited by OwlHoot; 1 February 2006, 20:19.
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xoggoth replied

1 February 2006, 19:06
Actualy I was thinking being homosexual and a pig farmer would greatly improve a Muslim. Shows he is not as narrow minded, intolerant and socially backward as the rest of 'em.
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foritisme replied

1 February 2006, 17:58
and who to play the lead role..............

Bernard Manning ?
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snaw replied

1 February 2006, 17:26
Homosexual Muslim Polish Pig Farmers Small Children, while wearing Gorrllla fur coat perhaps?
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sasguru replied

1 February 2006, 17:25
That is implied by the Polish bit. Don't want to be too obvious.

Hope no one starts a fatwa agains me
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Biker Boy replied

1 February 2006, 17:24
Please could you insert immigrant, ethnic and minority somewhere in the title?
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Lucifer Box replied

1 February 2006, 17:23
Shouldn't that be "Homosexual Muslim Polishes Pig Farmers"? You could even get Mr Sheen to pay you a nice wedge for some product placement.

Might be a good first project for AtW's directorial debut.
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sasguru started a topic Homosexual Muslim Polish Pig Farmers

1 February 2006, 17:21
Homosexual Muslim Polish Pig Farmers

Was just thinking about a topic for the ultimate offensive art house film and came up with this. Any improvements/enhancements/suggestions?
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