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    Homosexual Muslim Polish Pig Farmers

    Was just thinking about a topic for the ultimate offensive art house film and came up with this. Any improvements/enhancements/suggestions?
    Hard Brexit now!
    #prayfornodeal

    #2
    Shouldn't that be "Homosexual Muslim Polishes Pig Farmers"? You could even get Mr Sheen to pay you a nice wedge for some product placement.

    Might be a good first project for AtW's directorial debut.

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      #3
      Please could you insert immigrant, ethnic and minority somewhere in the title?

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        #4
        That is implied by the Polish bit. Don't want to be too obvious.

        Hope no one starts a fatwa agains me
        Hard Brexit now!
        #prayfornodeal

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          #5
          Homosexual Muslim Polish Pig Farmers Small Children, while wearing Gorrllla fur coat perhaps?
          Hang on - there is actually a place called Cheddar?? - cailin maith

          Any forum is a collection of assorted weirdos, cranks and pervs - Board Game Geek

          That will be a simply fab time to catch up for a beer. - Tay

          Have you ever seen somebody lick the chutney spoon in an Indian Restaurant and put it back ? - Cyberghoul

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            #6
            and who to play the lead role..............

            Bernard Manning ?

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              #7
              Actualy I was thinking being homosexual and a pig farmer would greatly improve a Muslim. Shows he is not as narrow minded, intolerant and socially backward as the rest of 'em.
              bloggoth

              If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
              John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)

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                #8
                Originally posted by sasguru
                Was just thinking about a topic for the ultimate offensive art house film and came up with this. Any improvements/enhancements/suggestions?
                Most farmers like a tipple, being out in the cold weather so much. In fact quite a few are alcoholics.

                edit: Most likely this farmer has a Jewish boyfriend, and lives in a menage a trois with a Christian wife
                Last edited by OwlHoot; 1 February 2006, 20:19.
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                  #9
                  Originally posted by OwlHoot
                  edit: Most likely this farmer has a Jewish boyfriend, and lives in a menage a trois with a Christian wife

                  . . . who is a black vegan, an amputee with lesbian tendancies and a fully paid-up member of the BNP.
                  The vegetarian option.

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                    #10
                    fat
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                    (>'.'<)
                    ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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