Originally posted by Moscow Mule
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Hows about the web murdering someone ?
google-death.
a guy writes an email that gets picked up by the FBI, because he says that the new film Alice is going to bomb. It's dodgy son.
the FBI are too lazy to investigate, so they google and find out that Dodgson is dead, so they put him on the suspected murderer file. One of his associates, an insane hat maker is found to be of jewish extraction so MOSSAD get involved.
Mossad know he is a murderer by now and a bomber , so they do him in.
it could happen
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A man takes his car for a spin in a dystopian society where every possible traffic violation is caught on camera - going too fast, going to slowly, too much acceleration, failing to slow when spotting a pedestrian, not switching engine off at traffic lights, driving too close to the kerb, driving too close to the centre of the road, not giving a cyclist enough room, terrifying a cyclist by sitting behind them when there was in fact enough room to overtake... etc.
Probably he makes it home, then 3 months later finds out that he's committed so many violations that he's accrued enough points for the death penalty.Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!Comment
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Originally posted by xoggoth View PostYeh. In my experience it's always ok for wives to invite male friends round but if you invite a female friend round they get all huffy, storm off upstairs and slam the door.And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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Execllent one's there, use next time! Gone with a geeky guy using his specialist knowldege of decryption to decode The Book of Revelations. After leaving the program running all night he comes back to find the author was really saying - Darn it, my *rse is itching today. Probably won't get it finished in time.bloggoth
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Originally posted by Moscow Mule View PostIt's a movie. About a fella working on the moon. It's very clever.
With that success, I'm Torrenting:
Avatar (I hope it's in playable format, as it doesn't look like it so far, being called a DVD rip. Downloading fast though, so can't be arsed to restart)
Centurion (looks like what I want, but when downloading comes up as "Betty shakes her boobs" or something, not sure what's going on there, I tried several "Centurion" torrents and they all show the same. I'll let it run and see what comes out. At least it's mp4.
Cargo. Just hanging looking for seeds
Might try: Clash of the Titans and Legion, but they both have poor reviews.
Might try District 9 later too. Oh, and 2012.Comment
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How about the story of a man who cannot tell whether the Internet is his real life or real life is real life.
He discovers his wife has been to a strip show where she is amazes at the size of the strippers. He then proceeds to tell everyone in his real life of the Internet.
Nah. Too far fetched!What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostHow about the story of a man who cannot tell whether the Internet is his real life or real life is real life.
He discovers his wife has been to a strip show where she is amazes at the size of the strippers. He then proceeds to tell everyone in his real life of the Internet.
Nah. Too far fetched!+50 Xeno Geek Points
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Originally posted by Zippy View PostOr the story of a filthy rich businessman who feels no guilt about his wealth and consequent alienation from 'common' people, so gets forced into ostentatiously working-class holidays to reconnect with pikeys.What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Write on Sixth sense Technology by Pranav Mistry. Just google with that name you will come up with a video by him. At first glance on the video i find it really interesting and got almost thrilled watching the video. Let me know if you cant get the video so that i can post it here
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