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    #21
    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    AtW has got his night vision goggles on looking for pussy.

    Oh dear. (TM)
    Nice one.


    Originally posted by AtW View Post
    Right outside in the darkness - lots of meows and hissing!!!

    Now where is mine night vision goggles
    Sure it's not just the local lasses fighting over a kebab?
    Originally posted by MaryPoppins
    I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
    Originally posted by vetran
    Urine is quite nourishing

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      #22
      Originally posted by d000hg View Post
      Sure it's not just the local lasses fighting over a kebab?
      I've finished chicken tikka kebab already

      Cats are gone now

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        #23
        Originally posted by AtW View Post
        I've finished chicken tikka kebab already

        Cats are gone now
        Can you please try and use some grandma in your postings. I've finished my. I know you were a Communist many moons ago, but the rationing is over you can use more words to get it granmatically correct.

        Sheesh!
        What happens in General, stays in General.
        You know what they say about assumptions!

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          #24
          It's was theirs kebab...

          Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
          Sheesh!
          For the record - I did not have sheesh my kebab.

          Now go back to your cocaine sniffing and stop posting tulip on this forum.

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            #25
            Originally posted by AtW View Post
            1. I've finished chicken tikka kebab already
            2. Cats are gone now
            Are the two related - was the chicken slightly funny tasting
            Originally posted by MaryPoppins
            I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
            Originally posted by vetran
            Urine is quite nourishing

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              #26
              Originally posted by d000hg View Post
              Are the two related - was the chicken slightly funny tasting
              I have not seen anything funny there...

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                #27
                Originally posted by AtW View Post
                I have not seen anything funny there...

                Maybe it's quite normal where you're from.
                Originally posted by MaryPoppins
                I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
                Originally posted by vetran
                Urine is quite nourishing

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                  #28
                  Originally posted by d000hg View Post
                  Maybe it's quite normal where you're from.
                  Normal, or maybe insane?

                  What if I told you insane was working fifty hours a week in some office for fifty years at the end of which they tell you to piss off; ending up in some retirement village hoping to die before suffering the indignity of trying to make it to the toilet on time? Wouldn't you consider that to be insane?

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                    #29
                    Originally posted by AtW View Post
                    I've finished chicken tikka kebab already

                    Cats are fighting like mongoose now, no sleepings for Alexei.
                    FTFY.

                    Btw, are you sure they weren't, you know... "Having it off"... Oh, sorry, forgot who the OP was, you wouldn't know, would you.

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                      #30
                      Ye cats that at midnight spit love at each other,
                      who best feel the pangs of a passionate lover,
                      i appeal to your scratches and your tattered fur,
                      if the business of love be no more than to purr,
                      old lady grimalkin with her gooseberry eyes,
                      knew something when a kitten, for why she is wise;
                      you find by experience, the love-fit's soon o'er,
                      puss! puss! lasts not long, but turns to cat-whore!
                      Men ride many miles,
                      cat's tread many tiles,
                      both hazard their necks in the fray;
                      only cat's, when they fall
                      from a house or a wall,
                      keep their feet, mount their tails and away!


                      Thomas Flatmann.
                      But I discovered nothing else but depraved, excessive superstition. Pliny the younger

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