Reply to: Cats fight!

[Clippy]

So, did the Brummie peeping tom strike again last night?

Do the fuzz have any leads?

[d000hg]

Normal, or maybe insane?

What if I told you insane was working fifty hours a week in some office for fifty years at the end of which they tell you to piss off; ending up in some retirement village hoping to die before suffering the indignity of trying to make it to the toilet on time? Wouldn't you consider that to be insane?

What's that got to do with eating cats?

[Gibbon]

Ye cats that at midnight spit love at each other,
who best feel the pangs of a passionate lover,
i appeal to your scratches and your tattered fur,
if the business of love be no more than to purr,
old lady grimalkin with her gooseberry eyes,
knew something when a kitten, for why she is wise;
you find by experience, the love-fit's soon o'er,
puss! puss! lasts not long, but turns to cat-whore!
Men ride many miles,
cat's tread many tiles,
both hazard their necks in the fray;
only cat's, when they fall
from a house or a wall,
keep their feet, mount their tails and away!


Thomas Flatmann.

[SupremeSpod]

I've finished chicken tikka kebab already

Cats are fighting like mongoose now, no sleepings for Alexei.

FTFY.

Btw, are you sure they weren't, you know... "Having it off"... Oh, sorry, forgot who the OP was, you wouldn't know, would you.

[AtW]

Maybe it's quite normal where you're from.

Normal, or maybe insane?

What if I told you insane was working fifty hours a week in some office for fifty years at the end of which they tell you to piss off; ending up in some retirement village hoping to die before suffering the indignity of trying to make it to the toilet on time? Wouldn't you consider that to be insane?

[d000hg]

I have not seen anything funny there...

Maybe it's quite normal where you're from.

[AtW]

Are the two related - was the chicken slightly funny tasting

I have not seen anything funny there...

[d000hg]

1. I've finished chicken tikka kebab already
2. Cats are gone now

Are the two related - was the chicken slightly funny tasting

[AtW]

It's was theirs kebab...

Sheesh!

For the record - I did not have sheesh my kebab.

Now go back to your cocaine sniffing and stop posting tulip on this forum.

[MarillionFan]

I've finished chicken tikka kebab already

Cats are gone now

Can you please try and use some grandma in your postings. I've finished my. I know you were a Communist many moons ago, but the rationing is over you can use more words to get it granmatically correct.

Sheesh!

[AtW]

Sure it's not just the local lasses fighting over a kebab?

I've finished chicken tikka kebab already

Cats are gone now

[d000hg]

AtW has got his night vision goggles on looking for pussy.

Oh dear. (TM)

Nice one.

Right outside in the darkness - lots of meows and hissing!!!

Now where is mine night vision goggles

Sure it's not just the local lasses fighting over a kebab?

[MarillionFan]

Nah, don't believe that.

Do tell oh Mr Bear, do tell!

Did AtW go into the woods today?........

[HairyArsedBloke]

AtW has got his night vision goggles on looking for pussy.

Nah, don't believe that.

[AtW]

a couple of lines of cocaine

It's the second time you mention it in the last few days