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Are you still working?Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post9pm. Pah!! Real entrepeneurs work till 1am.Comment
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Is that your alibi if plod comes asking questions?Originally posted by AtW View PostI got back from office after 9pm
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YesOriginally posted by AtW View PostAre you still working?
I'm working my way through another can of Stella and don't plan to stop until 1am.
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Stella?Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostI'm working my way through another can of Stella and don't plan to stop
until 1am.

Are you a contractor ffs, drink Becks or something like this upmarket!
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No, they are too busy stopping Paddy and breaking Range Rover windows ...Originally posted by Clippy View PostIs that your alibi if plod comes asking questions?
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"Mr AtW, can you account for your movements around 9pm this evening?" - Mr PlodOriginally posted by Clippy View PostIs that your alibi if plod comes asking questions?
"Yes! I did a couple of lines of cocaine in the pub then paid for two Thai hookers to give me a dirty massage in a cheap hotel. I was there all night' - AtW
"Don't lie Mr AtW. We know you were at home in your bedsit having a pot noodle on your own sir! We just popped around to say that someone handed in your night goggles and you can pick them up in the morning!' - Mr Plod
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It's the second time you mention it in the last few daysOriginally posted by MarillionFan View Posta couple of lines of cocaine
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Nah, don't believe that.Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostAtW has got his night vision goggles on looking for pussy.How did this happen? Who's to blame? Well certainly there are those more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable, but again truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror.
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Do tell oh Mr Bear, do tell!Originally posted by HairyArsedBloke View PostNah, don't believe that.
Did AtW go into the woods today?........What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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