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    #31
    better out than in

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      #32
      It's a wonder that a smell of that magnitude doesn't permeate into the blood stream and make your breath smell too. Perhaps but for the liver.

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        #33
        Originally posted by AtW View Post
        Anyone taking any advice from this forum is doing so at great risk
        I think we need this in big bold letters somewhere near the logo at the top of the page or put it on our mission statement!!
        'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!

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          #34
          Originally posted by Pondlife View Post
          1/10 Must try harder.

          Might I suggest using SY01's threads as a template or maybe Wilmslows
          Or even better not bother at all!
          'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!

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            #35
            Originally posted by lilelvis2000 View Post
            Get a outdoor hot tub ffs
            Sitting in warm water encourages peristalsis. Probably a good idea to get one of those fishing net things too...

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              #36
              It could be something serious especially if she is having anal sex.

              Anal cancer - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
              "A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George Orwell

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                #37
                Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
                Considering where you want to insert your rancid, smeggy, little maggotty willy, I think her dropping a stencher in your bog is a fair swap


                Wrong login or you are back officially?

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                  #38
                  rancid, smeggy, little maggotty willy
                  It could only be EO!! Welcome back. Same old same old, just more 'C' list sockies.
                  The vegetarian option.

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